We’ll keep this one short. Peter Cullen is possibly the luckiest voice actor from the 80′s right now. If there’s one person who shouldn’t have so much as an unkind thought for Michael Bay, baby, it’s Peter Cullen. That’s MR. Peter Cullen, ie, the voice of Optimus Prime.

Not only does the guy get a revived career, an awesome monologue in the biggest movie of the summer, and is possibly the greatest cross-generational badass of our toon-time…he gets to do a bit part on Letterman. Congrats Peter Cullen.

Roland Emmerich and company, those laugh-a-minute guys that brought us Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, and the 30,000 BC, offer the movie of the year. This trailer, however, spoofs that movie’s trailer.

IF you’d like to see the official trailer, follow the link. We think this version rocks. Yuck it up:

Damn, can’t two boho/earth mother/finger-snappin’/neo-soul singers exist in the same place without the universe imploding?!? Fair warning, the languange makes this clip very NSFW, so wait ’til you get home, unless you’ve got headphones.

Third time’s the charm, and we’re making a go at our weekly The Pop List where we count down things just because we know that everybody loves their lists.

This week, Halle Berry’s Storm is in our cross hair as we run down ten of our personal replacements from the hottest black actresses, singers, and models working today. Shameless? Of course it is.

Every once in a while, this guy is hilarious. It’s rare, but it’s true. This is one of those times:

I watch the show, and although this is a little long, it’s dead on:

Mini Mi and Tatoo weren’t the first international celebrities. You don’t mess around with Weng Weng. Seriously.

Originally posted on Kotaku, this shows off some very pissed off Italians focused on a very large ape.

Best Stop Motion Animation Ever? Probably not, but pretty damn close. The name says it all.

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