According to THR.com, Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game ‘Asteroids.’

We loved Asteroids, but “A four-studio bidding war”?? Everyone knows if you’re going to go after the big screen rights to a vector-based game it should be Battle Tank!

Seriously, though… look at this screenshot! Asteroids did not even have a character, let alone a plot!