Top Wikipedia Searches: Anime & Sex

SNAKE: Whoa… we’re gettin’ pretty risque’ here. See, some fetishes I just don’t get. I mean how is it even physically possible for a horse or a German shepherd to stick its–

LOU: SNAKE! No… AniMAY and Sex. –MAAAYYYYYYY.

SNAKE: Oh. That’s just cartoons n’ crap. Whackin’ it to that is perfectly normal.

BOMB QUEEN: So this is the great Internet 2.0? Wikipedia dog-earred right on the porn section like the National Geographic African edition in the kid’s library? Yeah, whatever. I hear that Heroes For Hentai issue sold out, too. This is why the city I rule is better than your prudish moral ivory towers. Your puritanical Christian based laws are all lies! You want a real resource? Freedom and information without being ‘tagged” a pervert? Move to my city, where crime is legal and nobody gives a rat’s ass who searches for what. That’s what a solid dictatorship can do for you. Wikipedia is only doing what millions of people are asking. Sadly, the “watchmen” are all concerned over nothing. But you know the saying, “Who watches the watchmen?”