The Gonzalez Clan caught a late-morning showing of TMNT on Saturday — my 6-year old’s choice, beating out The Last Mimzy and Meet the Robinsons — and while it did an efficient job of working its target demographic, there’s a good reason it dropped 62% at the box office in its second weekend: it’s not very good.
It doesn’t outright suck, either, which might have been better, giving it some MSTK 3000 appeal. Instead, it’s just another dumb, loud and obnoxious Saturday morning cartoon, with a handful of solid character moments and a couple of good fight scenes that are buried underneath a thick layer of been-there, done-that mediocrity. Had Kevin Munroe focused a bit more attention to the primary relationships and a bit less on the overwrought plot involving extra-dimensional portals and world domination, the whole thing might have been a less messy affair.
Like so many failed comic book translations, there’s a potentially good movie in there somewhere, though I suspect the next installment will be direct-to-video, if it happens at all. My son mostly enjoyed it, and my 4-year old daughter tolerated it for about an hour before turning to her LeapPad. One of the more effective scenes, the fight between Leonardo and Raphael, did have her anxiously hiding her face, sensing the emotional tension therein, and I wish there had been a bit more of that throughout the movie.
TMNT perfectly illustrates the difference between a cynical marketing promotion made “for kids” and a legitimate movie made for “all ages”, best evidenced by Pixar’s slate of excellent movies, each of which I can watch multiple times, with or without my kids, and enjoy. Pixar movies have an underlying reason for exisiting that goes beyond market share and licensing potential, featuring three-dimensional characters, appealing storylines and top-notch animation and voicework.
A couple of other studios have lucked into similarly strong efforts — ie: Ice Age, Robots, Shrek and Happy Feet — but for the most part, computer-animated movies still have an “easy cash-grab” feel to them, a misguided notion the box office has hopefully started to disabuse Hollywood of.