09 Jun, 2007
DC Comics’ superteam Teen Titans is getting the big-screen treatment courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures. The live-action adaptation is being produced by Akiva Goldsman and Kerry Foster through their Weed Road banner, while Mark Verheiden has been brought on board to write the script. The Teen Titans first appeared in 1964 as a sort of junior Justice League, comprising Robin, Kid Flash, Aqualad, Wonder Girl and Speedy, the respective sidekicks of A-list heroes Batman, Flash, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Green Arrow. [Hollywood Reporter]
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BOMB QUEEN: Wait? I thought I killed Akiva Goldsman after the Batman & Robin movie? Damn, I must’ve decapitated the wrong one… so many I lost track. Anyway, who cares about Teen Titans, who’s the VILLAIN in the film? You retarded Bloggers call yourself journalists? More like Googlists. You only report about the heroes and not the conflict, the villains, or the story? Talk to me when you got facts, not just wet dreams of your hero fetish. If they have any sense they’ll use the NEW Teen Titans and not that old crap. Raven’s father and Starfire’s sister were decent villains. |
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DR. SELA MATHERS: A bunch of sidekicks trying to do good in this world. I hope they have a part for Andy Richter. |
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SNAKE: I say they just cut right to da’ porno version — Teen Tight Ends. Make it a franchise! But leave out the one named “Speedy”. Actually, I gotta call da’ boss n’ see if he wants to bankroll a movie. LOU: I don’t think Tony is going to be interested in producing pornography with you, Snake. SNAKE: Oh, Lou… sweet, innocent little Lou. |
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3 Responses to "Teen Titans Movie"
1 | KingJD
Crap. I thought it was about the New Teen Titans like Beast Boy or Changeling or whatever, Raven, Cyborg, Starfire including Robin, Wonder Girl, and Kid Flash. Not the Fab Five. 80s’ Titans was so much better. They had crappy villains in the 60s but the New Teen Titans had Trigon, Blackfire, Deathstroke or Slade or Terminator or whatever they call him, Terra, Brother Blood, Psimon, and Dr. Light and like stuff.
2 | KingJD
Oh and the Fearsome Five. Jinx, Mammoth, Shimmer, Gizmo, Psimon. They were cool.
