BOMB QUEEN: Wait? I thought I killed Akiva Goldsman after the Batman & Robin movie? Damn, I must’ve decapitated the wrong one… so many I lost track. Anyway, who cares about Teen Titans, who’s the VILLAIN in the film? You retarded Bloggers call yourself journalists? More like Googlists. You only report about the heroes and not the conflict, the villains, or the story? Talk to me when you got facts, not just wet dreams of your hero fetish. If they have any sense they’ll use the NEW Teen Titans and not that old crap. Raven’s father and Starfire’s sister were decent villains.

DR. SELA MATHERS: A bunch of sidekicks trying to do good in this world. I hope they have a part for Andy Richter.

SNAKE: I say they just cut right to da’ porno version — Teen Tight Ends. Make it a franchise! But leave out the one named “Speedy”. Actually, I gotta call da’ boss n’ see if he wants to bankroll a movie.

LOU: I don’t think Tony is going to be interested in producing pornography with you, Snake.

SNAKE: Oh, Lou… sweet, innocent little Lou.