Film: C-
The bar for horror has unfortunately risen so high that we are desensitized. Moderate successes are aped, often formulaic, and a stream of young faces that populate these films, phone in performances and desperately trying to manufacture frightened reactions to extreme gore, carefully timed audio cues and ogrish visuals. Is The Uninvited any different? It is actually, but it’s not any better.

A young girl named Anna (Emily Browning) is released from psychiatric care and reunited with her father (David Strathairn) and older sister Alex (Arielle Kebbel). The reason she was away from home was due to deep depression and mental anguish after her ailing mother died in a tragic accident. So it doesn’t help to see dad move on so quickly and carry on with his very young and fresh girlfriend, Rachel (Elizabeth Banks) who was, get this, her mother’s live-at-home nurse. Multiply suspicion and teen angst times two and you can guess where this plot is headed.

Alex begins to plant the seed in Anna’s head that Rachel is the cause of their mother’s death and Anna’s haunted visions allow this seed to grow like a Jack’s bean stock. Everything culminates to the ever-caring father leaving his children alone with Rachel for a weekend because, it’s just not enough that dead people within Anna’s circle and who is noticeably still haunted, he has a book tour to kick off. What does he care anyway, he’s got young hot tail waiting for him at home. Since he’s obviously not going to see the truth in Rachel, his daughters plot to reveal to him her true nature of being a first class bitch. They also live on an island with only one road in and out.

I’m being a little insensitive but it’s not far off. Truly the film isn’t as bad as I’m making it out to be. Acting is actually solid, the cinematography is nice, and the undercurrents of a real thriller are there thanks to the co-direction of brothers, Charles and Thomas Guard. Strathairn is fine as always, and Banks (who Hollywood is trying to sell as the girl who can play any part) turns in a nice performance as a girl-you-don’t-want-to-trust, but I was just disenchanted through most of the film. There’s just not enough here to make it memorable. Browning has that odd look for a child to make you feel suspicious and reserved, she’s great but that’s it. The night I watched it, I wanted to be scared shitless. I had hoped for some everlasting impressions that fester into deeper psychological digging, a post-film nightmare even, but his movie is so subdued it’s almost appropriate for daytime television.

Uninvited is a remake of the equally average but slightly edgier Korean flick, Tale of Two Sisters. It’s far less uncomfortable than the original with it’s handling of the father-daughter relationship that suggests a mild Oedipus complex. I’ve never been a big fan of Americanized remakes of Asian films, however, Uninvited does deviate enough to stand on its own and not be just another poor translation. It might have helped if the source material was bolder to begin with, though. Instead it takes the basic structure of Two Sisters and then knocks it all down in a clever and neat way, which, in case you haven’t watched many horror films in the last ten years is a wee bit trite these days.

Emily Browning and Arielle Kebbel in The Uninvited

Video: B+
The 1080p High Definition AVC-Encoded transfer is in 1.85:1 contrast ratio. Details like textures and scenery look fine. Contrast ratio was good, blacks were fairly deep and dark. Colors and skintones looked natural. This isn’t the sharpest picture quality with some noticeable grainy throughout the film but it’s overall acceptable.

Audio: B
Uninvited comes to your home theater through a 5.1 English Dolby TrueHD track. The HD audio is nice but it’s a little bit of overkill for what is otherwise a center channel heavy film. All of the scare effects burst nicely to help you jump out of your seat and some music / effects that travel to the rears. It’s nice, but nothing particularly special and a little underwhelming. There’s also a 5.1 French and a 5.1 Spanish Dolby Digital tracks available. Subtitles are available in English, English SDH, French, Spanish, and Portuguese.

Extras: D+
There’s just not much here but what is here is in high definition though and in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo.

Unlocking the Uninvited HD (19:00) – is a making-of special that goes down the list of usual things to discuss like the casting, the plot, but more importantly the comparison to the Korean original, Tale of Two Sisters and how they adapted this film in comparison to its predecessor.

Deleted Scenes HD (5:37) – 4 scenes cut that were unnecessary and actually humanizes Rachel’s character. The cuts were important because the point of view should remain on the protagonist.

Alternate Ending HD (0:50) – This ending doesn’t really change much of anything but it does take away some of the subtle ambiguity in the ending in case you can’t put two and two together.

Overall Shock Value: C-
Had you not known about Tale of Two Sisters, I’d recommend it as a weekday rental to replace your weekly crime investigation fix. In yet another Americanized horror remake, the filmmakers have a clear picture of what their story is. Still, The Uninvited lacks the fright factor that top-notch horror films have or the ambition of wanting to be better than something ordinary.

Ernie Estrella

Feature: A+

First it was the penguin, and now the panda has become the new star on the animal parade in a big way. In Kung Fu Panda, Jack Black breathes big life into Po, noodle-hustling, chop saki flick dreaming giant panda bear. Po’s father, Mr. Ping (played by the great James Hong) has cemented a future for Po selling noodles for a living but the Eastern baloo has a bigger destiny. Like many Asian cultures where parents have set before their children a path of employment, Po has difficulty in telling his father he wants to take up kung fu and train to become a freedom fighter in the Valley of Peace. No child wants to think about what a stable and a good life the family trade can provide, they want to live out their dreams and shoot for the moon.

So, Po ditches his noodle stand on the way to the Dragon Warrior coronation, assumed to be one of the Furious Five warriors. Grand Master Oogway, an ancient tortoise (Randall Duk Kim) believes it best to appoint the next Dragon Warrior after having a vision that the dangerous Tai Lung, a rebellious former student of his and Master Shifu’s will break out of his prison and destroy the village. When Po crashes the ceremony he finds Oogway’s finger pointed at him. Po’s stature, weight, and nature as a hungry and rotund bear who doesn’t know a thing about being a true warrior makes him the unlikeliest of heroes, but a prophecy is a prophecy and Oogway makes it certain that a mistake was not made. Doubters of the prophecy, Master Shifu and the Furious Five, must now train Po and intercept Tai Lung before he makes it to the village.

I’ve never been fond of Dreamworks’ animation style whether it was Shrek or Bee Movie, but they struck gold with big black-and-white. The true stars of these films are not the voices behind the curtains but the animators who work the long hours to make it look this good, and Dreamworks set a new bar for themselves with Kung Fu Panda. They did however go overboard on the voice talent, especially with the Furious Five. Angelina Jolie (Tigress), Seth Rogan (Mantis), David Cross (Crane), Lucy Liu (Viper) and even Jackie Chan (who I’m sure was picked apart by the animators a lot for Monkey) really didn’t add anything memorable. They managed to keep Rogan’s barreling laugh out of the film, and while Jolie bears some sort of regal quality as Tigress, I can’t remember anything quotable from anyone but Black’s Po. Dustin Hoffman (Master Shifu), Michael Clarke Duncan and Ian McShane (the evil Tai Lung) though, do bring their A-games and make sure that Black isn’t the only one noticeable in the film.

Whether they’re designed for kids or adults, good films are still good films and Kung Fu Panda is a blast from start-to-finish! It’s full of exciting, epic, animated fights that look and feel amplified in high definition grounded by a fast-paced story full of intense moments the deserve a cheer or two by the end. Most importantly you’ll have fun with Po who in his own way embraces the culture instead of mocking it. And with the help of his persistent teachers, Po finds a way of making his deficiencies major advantages in life’s biggest struggles.

PRESENTATION: A

Packaging is basic standard blu-ray affair, but there’s a tasteful animated menu with silhouettes of Po and the Secret Five. The initial disc load has trailers for Madagascar 2 and Monsters vs. Aliens which looks to be pretty good. Intermediate load screens feature a bowl of dancing dumplings, and the transition animations keep you in the Kung-Fu Panda theme at all times. One glitch in the disc is that if the menu stays idle too long, say, 5-10 minutes, the film starts up again, or if you stopped in the middle watching the film or the commentary to see something, it will start back where you left off. So don’t think your player is possessed, it’s the disc. Subtitles are available in English, English SDH, French, Spanish, Portuguese and a Trivia Track.

AUDIO: A+

The stellar English 5.1 Dolby True-HD track is very lively and active. Sound is traveling around your head and through your chest but most importantly the dialogue is synched well, and is clear even at low levels. Action sequences especially create a whirlwind environment of spatial effects with plenty of resounding punches and kicks. 5.1 Dolby Digital tracks is also available in French, Spanish, and Portuguese.

VIDEO: A+

This is Dreamworks Animation’s best looking film by far! In 2.35:1 ratio and 1080p, Po’s hair is amazing in all of his awesomeness, details in the backgrounds are clear, and this is one of the most refreshing and vivid color palettes that I’ve seen in some time. Lush reds and blues cast against a pure black background in Tai Lung’s escape, and when Po tries to enter the monk palace for the Dragon Warrior ceremony, the animators show off with the confetti. It’s a great looking film and I know this sounds like hyperbole, but Kung Fu Panda visually, can stand alongside some of the great Disney films.

EXTRAS: B+

All of the featurettes and vignettes are in 1080p, widescreen, and Dolby Digital 2.0 surround sound and are grouped into four sub-categories: Inside Kung Fu Panda, Po’s Power Play, Land of the Panda, and Sounds and Moves of Kung Fu Panda.

Inside Kung Fu Panda contains most of the behind the scene stuff but exclusive to the blu-ray is the Animator’s Corner. This is a variation of the excellent Filmmaker’s Commentary but the Corner utilizes a picture-in-picture box that shows video of the commentary, as well as animatics, storyboards, interviews, voice recording sessions with actors, and video of animators working on the film. Some of these are bits and pieces of the other extras found on the disc. Viewers can switch the commentary on or off, and the animator’s corner at any given time during the movie. There is a noticeable drop in volume from the audio commentary to the animator’s corner. Also a Trivia Track is accessible in the same menu with pop-up facts spread throughout the film. Meet the Cast (13:18) interviews all of the cast members and a peek into their recording sessions. Pushing the Boundaries (7:08) explores the technology of animating, fur, clothes, and other challenges. Jack Black does a PSA for Team Earth in Conservation International: Help Save Wild Pandas (2:00) a mission to save the planet and preserve the habitat of the Panda bears.

The Po’s Power Play submenu holds some fun and games which you can play. They probably won’t retain an adults attention too long, but kids will love the going through the 5 Dragon Warrior Training Academy games. Or if that’s not enough the Dumpling Shuffle is a modified version of the Shell game with a dumpling and 3 bowls. Learn to Draw (32:00) are step by step tutorials on how to draw each of the main characters in one pose. The tutorial for Po is performed by the actual animator.

In the Land of the Panda submenu are a handful of shorts on the Chinese culture. Alton Brown shows how a master noodle chef breaks dough in Mr. Ping’s Noodle House (4:43), Food Network’s Alton Brown shows how a master chef breaks dough into noodle. How to Use Chopsticks (2:55) is a video tutorial on how to use chopsticks and proper etiquette and Chinese table manners. Inside the Chinese Zodiac (11:33) is an on-screen Chinese restaurant place mat listing traits, suitable companions, rivals, and celebrities for each symbol. People can find out what symbol they are based on what year they were born but it could have been simplified. Animals of Kung Fu Panda (6:18) have kids demonstrating the different attack and fighting methods mimic the real world animals. Related to that is the What Fighting Style Are You? which is set up like those annoying facebook applications where you answer a bunch of questions which then calculates what type of fighting style suits your personality.

The Sounds and Moves of Kung Fu Panda is a mixed bag of nuts depending on who you are. If you’re a little kid or parent, these features are more for you. However if you’re just a film fan the only one extra of note is Sound Design (3:54) where Ethan Van Der Ryn (lord of the Rings, King Kong) explains how they designed the sound effects palette for the film. Cee-Lo covers Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” in a music video (2:29) with Jack Black and bunch of kids doing karate. Learn the Panda Dance (4:32) is a short aerobics/hip-hop routine and Do You Kung Fu? (24:13) extensively looks at learning the different stances of each style of kung-fu represented in the film. The DreamWorks Animation Video JukeBox is a bunch of short music videos promoting Dreamworks animation films such as, Bee Movie (Here Comes the Sun), Madagascar (I Like to Move It, Move It), Flushed Away (Dancing With Myself), Shark Tale (Car Wash), Shrek (I’m a Believer) Shrek 2 (Living La Vida Loca) Shrek the Third (Losing Streak) Over the Hedge (Rocking the Suburbs). Finally are the two trailers that open the disc: Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa and Monsters vs. Aliens.

On the BD Live tip, there are two special features: Po Around the World, which runs under a half hour showing scenes in different languages and A Day in the Life: A Shaolin Monk in Training, available only for a limited time.

Black Belt Achieved – Overall Shock Value: A

I was hesitant to see Kung-Fu Panda in the theaters even though the premise looked funny. I’ve never been disappointed with Jack Black but honestly, one gets tired of seeing American-made films about martial arts with “Kung-Fu Fighting” in the soundtrack. It appeared so antiseptic and the corporate white vision of ancient Chinese culture, but I was proven wrong, there’s a lot to enjoy out of this family pic that will get bellies rolling and people saying, “Ska-doosh” at the most inappropriate of times. It got an infectious and honest appeal. With this blu-ray release, Dreamworks put together a lush and beautiful feature with all the high def fixins to please any home theater. The extras are touch and go if you’re a film buff, but the aimed target audience, parents and their kids, will get plenty of mileage out of them. Make sure Kung Fu Panda gets on your short-list of must-have blu-rays.