30 Apr, 2007
Spider-Man 3: Quick Review
By: Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

RELATIVELY SPOILER-FREE!
(NOTE: The comments section is potentially spoilerish, but there’s some good stuff in there for after you’ve seen the movie.)
My Buddy DanTM scored passes to tonight’s 5-borough premiere of Spider-Man 3 and we caught it at Bay Plaza here in the Bronx with approx. 100-150 other lucky winners. We’re hoping to do a joint review in the next couple of days, hopefully as a podcast, but real quick, I give it a solid B; maybe B+.
Sam Raimi did a great job with Harry Osborne and Sandman, especially their relationships with Peter; Venom worked for me, particularly the way Raimi depicted the effects of the symbiote on Peter and then Eddie Brock, though he over-indulges a bit in the former, almost derailing the middle portion of the movie with the drastic shift in tone; Gwen Stacy ends up being a bit of a disappointing plot device, especially considering she’s presented as infinitely more attractive and appealing than Mary Jane, while Kirsten Dunst puts in another barely tolerable performance as the bedraggled love interest, and Bruce Campbell and Raimi’s brother are once again annoyingly shoehorned into the movie.
The special effects are excellent, as are the multiple, well-choreographed fight scenes, the best of which takes place about halfway through, between Peter and Harry, out of costume in Harry’s penthouse. That particular fight has more emotion to it than the many painfully awkward scenes between Peter and MJ that call for one or both of them to cry. There will obviously be no best lead actor or actress nominations coming out of this movie, though one could definitely make a case for James Franco getting a supporting nod for a Golden Globe.
The movie’s climax took me by surprise with a couple of unexpected developments that I loved, but I wonder how the fanboys will react to them as I’m pretty sure they defy comic book continuity pretty drastically.
More details when Dan and I can work out our schedules, but suffice to say that if you enjoyed the first two movies, you won’t be disappointed by this one. You might not love it, but you’ll get your money’s worth and that should translate to another $300m+ box office. Interestingly, the audience we saw it with offered up lukewarm applause at the end, and there were more than a few chuckles during the aforementioned awkward emotional scenes between Peter and MJ, so there’s a chance that word of mouth could lead to a Superman Returns-like disappointing “hit”.
UPDATE (3/4 @ 10:15am): I noticed a couple of Google searches looking for a review specifically in reference to kids, and had someone ask me directly over at my personal blog, so I wanted to address that here. There’s a few intense fight scenes that might be too much for some kids, on par with the final fight scene in the first Spider-Man, where the Green Goblin beat the hell out of Spider-Man before being impaled by his own glider. If your kids handled that scene okay, then they should be fine with seeing this latest installment. Also, Venom might be perceived as a scary monster by more sensitive kids, but he’s not in the movie for very long and there’s literally only two scenes of “scary monster” Venom that last a combined 10 seconds. I suspect that was a purposeful decision on the producers’ part. If anything, younger kids might be more bored by the skewed action:drama ratio than traumatized by the mostly (but not completely) cartoonish violence. If you’re truly concerned and still not sure, it’s always better to err on the side of caution.



