BOMB QUEEN: That was also the ending song for the movie, MONSTER - which featured Charlize Theron as a psycho lesbian serial killer. Now it’s used at the end a crime soap opera on cable TV? Serial killer, psycho, crime…? Maybe I should look into this song for myself? Everything a super villain would love. Plus, lead singer Steve Perry’s nose is so long I could use it for a ….. Well, you get the drift.

As for the song’s climb to the Top 40? Hello, dimwits. Sopranos…? A show about criminals? I told you ass bandits if you treat the villains right you’ll get success. But don’t listen to me numbass, go download your Journey song. I’m only telling you the basic truth. Heroes are ignorant attention sluts, people can see right through their fake lies. Always go with the villains, honey - WE make the music happen. But Noooo… you never listen. I should expect as much with your brain activity, I may as well talk to a cabbage.

ROB REILLY: Steve Perry should’ve made an appearance! How sweet would that have been? He could’ve been Assassinated Snitch #2.

SNAKE: The song was fine. What burns my ass is the fact dat the last two years of dis show have revolved around Johnny Cakes, dat brat AJ actin’ like a little bitch, and friggin Christaphu’s sh!tty horror flick. And what the f#@k wuz up with dat kid crappin’ in the showers?! Jeezus H — at least dey ran a tire over dat prick Phil Leotardo’s head. Shoulda’ done da same to dat mushroom chick in Vegas too. Tony couldn’t get to ‘is mailbox widout breakin’ into a sweat… no way he could plant da’ capicola to all doze womens.

LOU: I think the cat was Adrianna.

SNAKE: Shaddup wit da cat. And what the hell was da’ bit wit Meadow parking? I get it, she’s a broad… takes 10 minutes to park a car n’ she still hits da’ curb. But do we really need to hinge da’ finale on dat revelation? It was all build-up. But build-up to what? I’ll tell you what I really think the secret to the whole thing was. I think it was