From Nerve.com’s comics issue — Sex Advice From Comic Store Clerks*

I want to dress up as a sexy comic superhero and seduce my boyfriend. Any advice?
If you’re busty, I have two words for you: Power Girl. It’s a fairly easy costume to make. A good fallback plan is the new Super Girl costume — just don’t wear any underwear.

What is the best way to remove an unwanted pubic hair from my mouth without ruining the moment?
Dress up as Catwoman and pretend you’re coughing up a hairball. Either that, or play tonsil-hockey until you’ve transferred the hair back to it’s original host.

*Nobody from Midtown though.