Last night’s Project Runway reunion special featured several hilarious clip montages (Tim’s over-the-head vocabulary and of course Laura’s “Serious Ugly”, Vincent’s “Turns Me On” and Bradley’s “???” trademark utterances), but perhaps the most memorable turn was booted designer Keith’s dismal failure to cover up or own up to his ejection.

Among his excuses (pick a story and stick with it Keith — isn’t the golden rule of lying?) was the claim that he never saw anything saying they weren’t allowed to bring design books. This of course elicited unanimous “oh please”s from his fellow designers.

Entertainment Weekly got a copy of the letter each contestant was sent (which is not the same as a contract admittedly):