Okay, fam…In an effort to be totally transparent in our blog format, this really did come across my inbox. I get a lot of shit, and in this case, literally ‘shit’. Now, I don’t post everything up, but I’ve got to say that if I had an iPhone (blackberries get NO love, unfortunately), I’d probably download this. It’s a poo tracker. Folks, it tracks how often you take a dump. Now, comedic value notwithstanding, I can honestly say that there’s probably health merit in this. I’m no dietary consultant, but it seems to me that the ability to measure how often you do the number 2 might offer some measure of tracking your overall health. Again, if I had an iPhone, i’d probably give this a shot. Either way, the promotional videos are really quite humorous. I can’t make this crap up. Is that enough excrement jokes for one blog?

From the email:

Hey Shola -

I’m working with AvatarLabs to promote a hilarious new iPhone App – the Poo Log! Yes, you heard right! Based on the best-selling book, “What’s Your Poo Telling You?” the Poo Log has everything you need for that special time – a digital timer, journal, graphs, medically accurate info and even quizzes about fascinating poo facts. To help get the word out there, we’ve created a couple very funny videos that you can see here.”