BOMB QUEEN:As a villain I liked most of this movie. Plenty of backstabbin’ and killing. I laughed out load when they hung the child at the start – now that’s funny. Loved it. Kill more kids, I say! However, the villain did the classic cock gag at the end. I swear villains are useless nowadays. Lord Beckett has the advantage and instead of deploying all hell up the pirate’s asspipe – he has a moment of clarity. He may as well cry and fly off in a sand cloud with the other gay villains. As for the money, of course it made millions. I don’t get you people, like deer in the headlights, always making a fuss about the millions grossed. It’s SUPPOSED to make millions, dumb ass. They pop it out, you suck it. This is business not “art”, I know these things I’m a villain. All this whining about the plot, the story, the characters. Hypocrites. Same people who supported it for the last 3 years, same gene pool scum that bought the DVDs. Don’t give me that lip about how much it made. You crapped in the pot, now roll your fat pig ass in it.

SNAKE: It’s a good thing ‘dat flick opened over a holiday weekend — it wuz like 6 hours long! If I gotta sit in one place fer ‘dat amount a’ time, somebody outta pay ME!!!

LOU: We should’ve at least gotten a 15-minute coffee break.