Pamela Anderson Strip Clubs

SNAKE: God bless that girl.

BOMB QUEEN: So when Pop Culture Shock got my bomb threat to lay off Paris Hilton they turn to Pamela Anderson instead? Jeezus. And they copy/paste right out Anderson’s diary? Excellent journalism [rolls eyes]. At least Plastic Pam embraces her heritage, unlike American Alba. But I’ll give the girl credit, strip clubs do bring in the money. And her saggy old ass needs a back up plan, no pun intended. Of course this whole thing could be a joke. After all, this is Pop Culture Shock, they still think “satire” means to sit above other people, and they couldn’t find the subtext on the side of the Red October. I bet they can’t find Finland on a map, let alone get a Lapland joke. Sorry PCS, but it’s Pamela for the win this time.