SNAKE: Shocking is right. Turns out that foxy ninja superchick, Elektra, is one a dem ripply faced Tribbles! At least they found out by KILLING her though. I can’t tell you how many times I left the bar wit a foxy ninja only to wake up wit ripple chin.

LOU: Does this mean Elektra in the movies was also a shape-changing alien, and therefore invalidates them? Because I’m willing to blame a fictional alien conspiracy in order to wipe those films from my brain.

SNAKE: Well if you’re gonna stoop to that, there are probably more efficient comic “events” that you can wish into reality…

LOU: No more Affleck.

BOMB QUEEN: Get a life, pathetic comic nerds. Don’t know who’s a hero and who’s a villain? Hahah! Bendis bending your spandex childhood over the back of a chair with no lube? GOOD! And the best bit? You’re still gonna buy it. Turn your wallet upside down and lap up the spray. Still, it’s about time they got some REAL villains in the mix. All this Civil War, hero vs. hero crap… it’s enough to make you vomit latex. So, get down and give me some Skrull and don’t stop until the climatic ending, honey!