Just a few short days after winning the WBO welterweight championship in epic fashion, Filipino boxing sensation Manny Pacquaio is scheduled to begin negotiations to take on Floyd Mayweather Jr., which is the fight we’re all waiting for — But how how are we supposed feed our need for more Pacman until then? With a trailer for Manny’s Wapakman movie, which has has been compared to Steven Chow’s “Kung Fu Hustle”, of course!

I know we never really cover sports here at PCS, but dancing prisoners aside, I have to shine the light on my fellow Filipinos, don’t I? Plus, this movie features Manny as a superhero who must battle foes such as a woman with supersonic breasts, a man made of lava, and a giant crab — and that’s just in this trailer alone!

Bonus Shout Out #1: to Disgrasian and their awesome theory on how Manny became the first fighter to win seven world titles in seven different weight classes:

Bonus Shout Out #2: to Complex who ran a Fight Night Face-Off: Filipino Women vs Puerto Rican Women leading up to the fight.