
Thomas F. Zahler, Maerkle Press
Shock Value: Either B+ or D
Love and Capes is either the driest parody in the world of comics, or it totally sucks. For the life of me, I can’t tell which.
It’s billed as “the heroically super situation comedy comic book, and this is no lie: Love and Capes perfectly mimics the banality and triteness of your standard situation comedy, with superheroes thrown in. The invariable basic plot follows Crusader/Mark’s struggles to get some time away from saving the earth to spend with steady girlfriend Abby. It’s not easy: when Mark is running late, Abby asks him, on the phone, “You don’t think you’ll be able to get free in time?” “Believe me, I’m trying,” Mark replies, and only then do we see that he speaking on a cell phone while caught in the grip of an enormous Creatures on the Loose-style stone monster. The joke is pretty bland, but it is also brilliant in the way it so perfectly recreates the kind of joke a sitcom might employ. Can’t you just picture Tony Danza (say) quipping into the telephone, “I’m a little tied up right now,” and then the camera pans back to reveal that the child he is babysitting has, in fact, bound him hand and foot with a clothesline?
In issue #5, Abby has to spend time with Mark’s parents. Yipes! Mark had to brave a Christmas with Abby’s folks in issue two–is this repetition a wink at sitcom’s endless recycling of the same tired plots, or is it just a lack of imagination? This is the basic conundrum the comic presents. Is it possible to love sitcoms so much that one strives to recreate them in comic form? Is it possible to hate sitcoms so much that one devotes issue after issue to savaging them? Are jokes about the IRS, playing bridge, and how old the magazines are in the doctor’s waiting room a dry send-up of lame sitcom humor–or are they actual bad jokes?
Mark: Look, Abby, I’m sorry I was five minutes late–
Abby: Mark, look, you do important work, I understand that, Don’t you worry about it.
Mark: Thank–
Abby: –and you were ten minutes late.
This dialog is pitch perfect, but it’s not pitch perfect to reality. You can practically hear the laugh track; the captions (”Later”) replace stock footage of the Tanner house and two bars of the theme as a bridge between scenes.
If this is an ironist’s savaging of sitcoms, it couldn’t be done better. If it’s just a sitcom, well, then, it’s just a sitcom. Heat up your TV dinner and get ready to laugh etc.