DR. SELA MATHERS: Wow, is it wrong that I still find Heath Ledger hot with mime face paint and sloppy lipstick?

BOMB QUEEN: Here’s a primer for all you pimple-face hero porn gaggers. What a villain looks like doesn’t matter, it’s the actions that count, cherie. Joker can look like Guy LeCharles for all I care. But he better stack up a body count. Not like the brokeback Scarecrow in the last film. I swear villains got no cred anymore. How many innocent by-standers are being decapitated? Mauled? Babies killed? These aren’t villains, they’re cry-in-your-beer misguided heroes. Bring back the old Darth Vadar where he destroys an entire goddamn planet just to make a point! Bring us Scarface and Leatherface. Bring us SIN CITY. Villains? Puh-leez, we’re a rare commodity. And when you *REALLY* see one you don’t forget us easily. But, while I have high hopes for this Joker, it’s still a Hollywood film and I won’t be surprised if he breaks down crying like a sandstorm in the wind.

ROB REILLY: Holy crap! This looks awesome! Way better than Burton’s Joker. Sorry Tim and Jack, but Chris Nolan has your number! All I wanna know is when is this movie gonna hit!?

SNAKE: …

LOU: Sorry… Snake hates clowns. It’s a Union thing.

SNAKE: …

LOU: Hates looking at them. Hates talking about them. Really, in my experience, the only thing Snake likes about clowns is the way they honk and squeak when you push them down a flight of stairs.

SNAKE: That is true, and a great trick for parties.