DR. SELA MATHERS: Okay, Micah may be the mack, but if he really wants to turn me on, he’s gonna have to use his fixing abilities and get this show back on track for season 2. I mean Sylar can stop a round of speeding bullets but not a 5′4″ Japanese man with about as much sword training as Richard Simmons?

BOMB QUEEN: Every week you ask me, the villain, to answer your dumb ass hero questions. Well, I’m telling you more Heroes dying is a good thing. I say cut all their brains out and don’t stop there. Perhaps Micah will get a clue? Start him on villain training young and he’ll have a bright future. Hell, he’s already got a head start. They shot his daddy, now his white trash stripper momma is all mad. Perfect recipe for a child villain in the making. Like they say, “it takes a whole village to raise a kid.”

SNAKE: I caught dat show a few times… that crazy split-personality blonde chick reminds me ‘a dis broad in da Union, Mimi.

LOU: Oh, because like Nikki/Jessica, she’s good with guns?

SNAKE: She is? Er, I mean YES, exactly! It has nuthin’ to do whatsoever wit her being a looney bitch.

LOU: …who is very good with guns.

SNAKE: You gotta keep comin’ back to that, dontcha?!

LOU: Good luck, Snake.