ROB REILLY: It’s not Photoshop, clearly is a witch’s spell. “Hickery, dickery, dig, make my boobies BIG!” And then BAM there they were, larger than life.

SNAKE: Bump ‘da kid’s wrack to a Double D n’ I won’t need no ‘puter program to get augmented.

LOU: Come on, she’s just a kid, Snake!

SNAKE: Hey, if Harry Potter can spend his off season naked dry-humpin’ horses on stage, I can oggle this jailbait’s cartoon cans!

SKRAP: Ayo man, I’m only 16…tell Emma to holla at the kiid, I’ll love you just the way you are gurrl.

BOMB QUEEN: Perhaps Harry will notice her now? Hermione should kick their sorry limp wands out the bed. You’d think all the practice on a duct-taped owl would give those boys a clue. Hey, I’m all for augmentation. Just got my breasts redone last month. Two sizes UP girlfriend. Bigger the better, and I’m sure iron board Hermione doesn’t mind the attention. Don’t let that bookworm ho fool you. She’s throwing down in the owl coop. And don’t be so damn stupid. You know they fixed that movie poster because half the male audience are old fat farts who’ve been rubbing off to her since the first movie. She’s just the new Olsen Twins.