BOMB QUEEN: Not like how I cried after watching Catwoman. I had such high hopes. At last a movie for the bad girl, for us villains – but then it all ended in tears. She can have her star, I’ll be first to walk on it, grind my heel, and spit. But I’ll give her credit for making me “feel like a woman” with her monster balls. Hey, what can I say, I play for both teams, kid.

SNAKE: Don’t you gotta pay fer yer own star? I mean, what da hell is she cryin’ about? You don’t see me crying in the dressing room at Men’s Warehouse or on line at the grocery store. Friggin’ women.

LOU: I cry at the grocery store sometimes….

ROB REILLY: Did they also present her with the homeless wino who will be peeing on her star in the upcoming weeks?

CODE: First off Halle Berry is so 2003. Now it’s all about Salma Hayek. If I had time for a girl (which I don’t because I’m fighting evil day and night) I would give her a call. You know now that I think of it, maybe I’m working to hard…