SNAKE: As if I didn’t have enough trouble wit’ jailbait, now yer tellin’ me the youths of today actually prefer things smaller?

BOMB QUEEN: You assclowns. Gameboy has been outselling home consoles since the goddamn 1990s. Why do you think I stole half the profit shares? However, in my city, laws and rules are different. Government sanctions prohibits some distribution of merchandise, so we have our own version of the hand held device. Our WangBoy is a little longer and more cylindrical, but it’s great fun for the whole family. The PlayStation 3, on the other hand… they do ship that to my city. It doesn’t sell here, either.

ROB REILLY: I’ll be honest, I have a Xbox360 and they are only three games so far that are any good to me.