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June 9, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Says photographer and Lionsgate marketing exec Tim Palen of the double-page spread (from his upcoming photo book, Guts: The Art of Marketing Horror Films): “I had K.N.B. Effects build it for me. I said, ‘I want a 24-inch devil-dick for Eli Roth.’ They did the effects for Hostel. And Narnia.” [NY Mag CAUTION: NSFW!]
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ROB REILLY:
It’s like an elephant trunk! I’ve heard of the horrify tales of working with a director who’s a big dick and how people sometimes had to work for peanuts before they made it big. But never have the two been combined so perfectly! |
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SNAKE:
Couldn’t he just buy a porche like everyone else in Hollywood?
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BOMB QUEEN: 24-inches? Now that’s what I’m talking about. I’m all for sex. As the ruler of my town I just take what I see. Men, women, kids. Drug them, take them, kill them, whatever works best – just like the movie HOSTEL. But damn…. 24-inches is my kind of FULFILLMENT – if you catch my drift. That Eli Roth is my dream man, I love his vision and how he films people being tortured – and making money for it! Don’t know which I like best… his bloody films, his 24-incher… or both. Whew, is it warm in here or is just me? |
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DR. SELA MATHERS: I think I just threw up in my mouth. |
