BOMB QUEEN:Old news, babe. NAMBLA has a charter in my city of crime. You can even see their billboards in some of my books LAST YEAR. As for this dick cream magazine? Excuse me if I jump out on a limb here, honey. NAMBLA is supported by a bunch of old men getting off on images of nubile, supple and tender young kids? Comics are supported by a bunch of old men getting off on images of nubile, supple and tender young kids? Where’s the goddamn problem? Sounds like marketing gold to me, beeyatch! I think they’ve got a serious hit. Just like the billboards in MY city says, “NAMBLA, we’re not just kidding around.” I rather like their organization. In fact, as Queen, I endorse NAMBLA all the time. I even gave them permission to throw a parade next month. Hmmm… perhaps they’ll hand out magazines to the kiddies.

SNAKE: I don’t see why anyone would bother readin’ about “boy love,” when ‘dey can just wait a couple a’ months fer some real MAN love — Division 18 style, starring yours truly! You know, wit’out any a’ dat love crap or butt sex.

LOU: Snake, I think you’re missing an important detail here…

SNAKE: Oh yeah — not only do you get to follow the adventures of me n’ Lou not being gay, but you also get to check out Mimi’s sweet gams. And we got a monkey! If that don’t hook ‘em, I don’t know what will. I hope doze nancy boys can hold out ’til ‘da Fall