BOMB QUEEN: Then the dumbshits need to pay Rachel Weisz more money. Bello ain’t got no tits. Flat as a postage stamp and not worth licking. Look, I play for both teams, no secret about that. Men, women, it’s all the same, as long as they worship me. Rachel Weisz can scream real good, and she’s got tits and ass that actually jiggles when you whip it. So my vote goes for what sells tickets. That Mummy flick ain’t art. Screw that, just show me the goods. When a film hits the dreaded “3″ sequel it’s all about the crap, so pay the bitch more money, and throw in a shower scene with more bugs. Naked people screaming, s’il vous plait. What more does a villain want?

SNAKE: That’s swell. Now all they’s gotta do is replace the rest o’ the cast, the plot, and the title… unless they stick dat Bello chick in’a cheerleader outfit n’ have her flash her goods like she did in dat History o’ Violence flick.

LOU: She also “flashed her goods” in The Cooler… but so did William H. Macy.

SNAKE: What did I tell you about bringing up Macy’s junk again?! I just ate!